-By Warner Todd Huston
Well, here is my latest attempt at humor. I know it’ll tick off the good folks in California, but… well… you know…
Humor
Accountants Seek Bailout
-By Warner Todd Huston
Washington- In this current economic climate, bailouts for industries in the private sector are quickly becoming the chief form of reform and stability. From newspapers to the financial sector to the auto industry, Congress is infusing life saving money into the bloodstream of the country’s economy.
But one sector is finding itself over burdened at an alarming rate. Critics say that much more strain will find the CPA’s and accountants of America buckle and something needs to be done before it’s too late.
Milton Nebish, president of the B.A.N.A.L., the recently combined accountants unions the Bureau of Accountancy and the National Accountants League, is urging Congress to pass SB069, the so called Accountant’s Relief bill, when Congress gets back in session this year.
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Racism is Over… Even the KKK Turns Over New Leaf
Onion quality stuff!
Get Back Barack!
-By Warner Todd Huston
Get Barack
(sung to the tune of the Beatles’ “Get Back”)
Obo is a man who thinks he’s a messiah
But he wants it socialist.
Obo left his home in sunny ol’ Hawaii
For some greedy ACORNists.
Get Barack, get Barack.
Get Barack to where he once belonged
Get Barack, get Barack.
Get Barack to where he once belonged.
Get Back Obo. Let’s Send ‘im home
Get Barack, get Barack.
Barack to where he once belonged
Get Barack, get Barack.
Barack to where he once belonged.
Get Back to Chicago, O.
Joejoe was a man who thought he was a winner
But we’re glad it didn’t last.
Joejoe left his home in Scranton, Pennsylvania
For some Washingtonian cash.
Get Barack, get Barack.
Get Barack to where he once belonged
Get Barack, get Barack.
Get Barack to where he once belonged.
Get Back Joejoe. go home
Get Barack, get Barack.
Barack to where he once belonged
Get Barack, get Barack.
Barack to where he once belonged.
Get Back Joejoe.
Sweet Michelle Obama says she loves her country
But none really believe her line
All the folks that watch her know she’s full of big’try
All she ever does is whine
Get Barack, get Barack.
Get Barack to where he once belonged
Get Barack, get Barack.
Get Barack to where he once belonged.
Get Back Michella. go home
Get Barack, get Barack.
Get Barack to where he once belonged
Get Barack, get Barack.
Get Barack to where he once belonged.
Get Back Michella
Yer terror pals are waiting for ya
Wearing a professor’s mantel
And livin’ a life of ease
Get on home Michella
Get Barack, get Barack.
Get Barack to where he once belonged.
The WORST Best Man Evah!
You want funny? THIS is funny…