-By Warner Todd Huston
Tiger Woods went on TV today. He said the following: “blah, blah, blah, leave me alone, blah, blah, blah, stop following my wife and kids, blah, blah, blah, oh, yeah, I’m sorry.”
And now my official response to this story
**YAWN**!!
That is all. You may now go about your day.
Oh, wait, Joslyn James the porn star also tried to grab the spotlight after Tiger’s manufactured news conference. I don’t know what this slut was whining about, but one can see that “acting” isn’t necessary for porn stars, fer sure. James hit the airwaves with another slut of a kind in tow, Gloria Allred.
You’ll notice that I posted a picture of the porn star and not lawyer and media whore, Allred. Can ya guess why?
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“The only end of writing is to enable the reader better to enjoy life, or better to endure it.”
–Samuel Johnson
Warner Todd Huston is a Chicago based freelance writer. He has been writing opinion editorials and social criticism since early 2001 and before that he wrote articles on U.S. history for several small American magazines. His political columns are featured on many websites such as Andrew Breitbart’s BigGovernment.com, BigHollywood.com, and BigJournalism.com, as well as RightWingNews.com, RightPundits.com, CanadaFreePress.com, StoptheACLU.com, AmericanDaily.com, among many, many others. Mr. Huston is also endlessly amused that one of his articles formed the basis of an article in Germany’s Der Spiegel Magazine in 2008.
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