Yeah It’s a Crap Song, But Why That Hatin’ On This Poor Kid?

-By Warner Todd Huston

Rebecca Black has been, like, totally taken aback by the, like, amazing fame her little YouTube song has brought her… but she is bummed by all the h8ters, too. She shouldn’t be too surprised that people hate her song though. It really is crap of the lowest… or is it highest… order. But, I have to agree with the poor kid. The vitriol she’s faced is simply unfair and unnecessary.

It is times like this that I h8te the Internet, myself.

Now, I won’t burden you with the song here on RightPundits.com. Here is a YouTube link to the song if you dare to click on it. This pop tune will drain every ounce of intelligence from your brain and it is three and a half minutes that will seem more like an hour.

This dreck is titled “Friday,” and apparently our little Miss Black likes… er… Friday…. or something. She also likes “parties, parties, parties,” and “fun, fun, fun” with her “Friday, Friday, Friday.” UGH! I feel like I am getting a headache just typing out these fetid lyrics….

Read the rest at RightPundits.com.

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Warner Todd Huston is a Chicago based freelance writer. He has been writing opinion editorials and social criticism since early 2001 and before that he wrote articles on U.S. history for several small American magazines. His political columns are featured on many websites such as Andrew Breitbart’s BigGovernment.com, BigHollywood.com, and BigJournalism.com, as well as RightWingNews.com, RightPundits.com, CanadaFreePress.com, StoptheACLU.com, AmericanDaily.com, among many, many others. Mr. Huston is also endlessly amused that one of his articles formed the basis of an article in Germany’s Der Spiegel Magazine in 2008.

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