To Be a Liberal You have to:

… protest the building of a Walmart to employ your neighbors, but be against protesting a Mosque built by your enemies

… be against private property rights, unless Muslims want to use their property to build a Mosque

… be against the execution of convicted murderers, but be for the murder of babies in the womb

… be for confiscatory taxes, well, unless YOU have to pay them, of course

… be for windmill power, well, unless YOU have to have them in YOUR backyard, of course

… be for throwing out politicians, well, unless they are YOUR politicians, of course

… be for free speech, well, unless it is the free speech of conservatives, of course

… be against the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, well, as long as a Republican president is in office, of course

… be for feminism, well, unless, unless it’s a conservative women you’re talking about, of course

… be against rape, well, as long as the rapist isn’t an illegal immigrant or a Muslim, of course

… be against murder, well, unless it’s a Muslim “honor killing,” then you conveniently ignore it exists

… hate religion, well, unless it is the religion of global warming, of course

There are plenty more, of course.

Add you own in the comments if you like.


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