I just realized how Hillary will win her bid for the presidency.
She’ll get a sympathy vote ala Jean Carnahan of Missouri.
She will have Bill knocked off and the public will be eating out of her cold, Marxist hand. Everyone will feel so bad for her for losing her “husband”.
After all, we all KNOW what an embarrassment Bill will be for her once she is in office. He won’t be able to stay off the stage and he certainly won’t be able to stop his womanizing and rapine.
Hillary will HAVE to get rid of him because he is a complete albatross.
So, there you have it. An “accident” for Bill. Maybe she’ll hire a Kennedy to take Bill on a midnight car ride over a bridge somewhere? Maybe Bill will be found in a local Park having committed “suicide”.
But, poor widdle Billy is TOAST!
The state funeral just before the election will be a massive outpouring of Hollywierd faux love, crocodile tears, and there will be pseudo tributes galore. CNN will have an orgasm of coverage. Visitors and tyrants from other third world countries like Canada and Germany will be lining up for miles to touch his rosacea covered face one last time. The UN will go dark in mourning. Rapists and molesters the world over will be wearing black condoms in memory of their downed hero.
A wave of public sympathy will then sweep the coldest and most unlovable woman ever spawned from the loins of man and the bowels of woman right into the White House.
She will dress in black pant suits for at least a month and the world will look on her with compassion.
Our first female president will take the oath of office with her iron fist on Bill’s favorite Bible… the last one he stole from a road side motel tryst site… and she will wipe a tear from her face as she says “so help me Gaw.. so help me G… so help me God I need a martini”.
And onward the country will march hand in hand with Hillary into a future of doomed economies, strangling regulation, and ever worsening health care.
It will be a bright new day for Stalinists, Marxists, anti-capitalists, and Europeans everywhere.
Hail Hillary, queen of all she lays waste.
Of course, she will usher in decades of Republican rule starting in 2012… if ONLY we can survive that long.
Ouch!
She might have to kill’em. If Hillary is elected, the intern stalker will be back in town. With wifey busy with the business of State, Slick Willie would way too much time on his hands.
;-)