-By Warner Todd Huston
A Polish immigrant to Ireland has wracked up dozens of parking tickets and driving violations in nearly every county of the country. Police there have been trying to hunt him down for years, but every time they corner him he has left a different home address causing consternation and confusion for Irish police the country over.
Now, Police in Ireland have been looking hard for this Polish nerr-do-well, Mr. Prawo Jazdy, with an intensity that beggers description. And now we have the pleasure to announce that the constabulary of the Emerald Isle at last has found this cunning criminal. Or maybe they didn’t exactly find him as simply discover his true identity.
You see, at the top of a Polish driver’s ID are the words Permis de Conduire Prawo Jazdy. Irish police discovered that Prawo Jazdy is basically Polish for… well, driver’s license. As it happens the name on the “Prawo Jazdy” happens to be several lines down from that heading on a Polish driver’s license.
See, Irish police though Prawo Jazdy was the driver’s name and were quite confused as to how one man could be caught driving so badly in all the realm?
So, excellent job everyone. Go about your business. Mystery solved , eh? The Irish Policeman always gets his man and all that.
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Warner Todd Huston is a Chicago based freelance writer, has been writing opinion editorials and social criticism since early 2001 and is featured on many websites such as newsbusters.org, Human Events Magazine, townhall.com, New Media Journal, Men’s News Daily and the New Media Alliance among many, many others. Additionally, he has been a frequent guest on talk-radio programs to discuss his opinion editorials and current events. He has also written for several history magazines and appears in the new book “Americans on Politics, Policy and Pop Culture” which can be purchased on amazon.com. He is also the owner and operator of publiusforum.com. Feel free to contact him with any comments or questions : EMAIL Warner Todd Huston
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