Fool Me 114 Times
-By Gary Krasner
I learned of a new level of click bait tonight.
I received an advertisement in my PJmedia email news feed.
it read:
“Remember Catherine Bell from Jag”
“Wait till you see where she is now”
I never saw an episode of Jag. But I had a collection of bare-breasted pics of Bell, thanks to Google — a valuable research tool.
Since I appreciated her breasts, I was curious where they were now, as the advertisement promised.
So I clicked on the ad and landed on this webpage… WARNING, don’t feel obligated to click!
The title on the page read, “‘JAG’ Stars: Where Are They Now?”
And below that title were three photos of what I assume were the main stars of the show. One of them was Bell, fully dressed in military attire.
I thought that if I clicked on “NEXT”, that I would eventually get to see where Bell’s tits “are now.” Probably after those other losers were displayed.
I could tolerate that. So I thought that the information I sought — on what those tits were up to — was a mere 3 clicks away. I was wrong.
Every time I clicked “NEXT”, the page displayed a photo of a member of the cast, but not of Bell!
I clicked around 40 to 50 times to no avail. Each time, I must have viewed the most minor cast member — including extras!
The jackals who tricked me must have thought I would keep clicking, desperate to learn where those tits “are now.”
But I noticed that each time I clicked “NEXT”, there was a number in the link that would increment by one.
I was currently on http://www.worldemand.com/social/jag-stars/48, where some bearded loser had something or other to do with the series.
So I tried a larger number, assuming that Bell was the last one, for the jackals to achieve their malevolent click bait scheme.
But it wasn’t going to work with me. I entered just a couple of numbers in that link until I found the last webpage at 115.
So there she was, at http://www.worldemand.com/social/jag-stars/115.
And where have those tits been all these years since Jag? Nowhere worth mentioning.
She was in a couple of minor series, and was Grand Marshal for NASCAR Cup Series in 2007.
But I can surmise that someone involved with scientology is playing with a great set of tits.