WEINAAH !!!!

-By Gary Krasner

From the outset, the Weiner affair has been pulsating and throbbing (no pun intended) with tabloid news excitement.

Previously separated, now Weiner is cut off (no pun intended) by Huma.

Huma dumped the pedophile Democrat and onetime favorite for mayor of “sin city” NYC.

Hours after he was sentenced, Huma reportedly said “enough”, after the pounding (no pun intended) she received in the media from the scandal.

Political observers agreed with her move, noting that there’s only so much one woman can swallow. (no pun intended)

Now, as a registered sex offender, and a registered Democrat, he’s a shoe-in for the Democrat nomination.

There was no doubt about his popularity, possessing a fully engorged (no pun intended) personality, and being a member (no pun intended) of the hard left (no pun intended).

But pedophile support now appears flaccid (no pun intended), after Weiner announced that sex with under-aged kids is a sickness.

News about Weiner first re-emerged last year, when it protruded (no pun intended) into the Hillary email scandal.

But today, with news of his conviction and two-year prison sentence, the Weiner affair is once again glistening and dripping with aroused media excitement. (no pun intended).

While serving his sentence, Weiner will be probed (no pun intended) by federal investigators for having classified docs on his laptop.


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