-By Gary Krasner
I can’t agree with this article (short excerpt below). There IS such a thing as being totally straight. And space-age technology proved that I was.
Four years ago Progressive Insurance offered subscribers a chance to reduce their premiums significantly. I jumped at the offer!
All I had to do was plug in a device into my car’s computer connection. It would transmit data to the company analyzing my driving habits.
Basically, you have to demonstrate that you drive like a faggot. You can’t drive fast or brake suddenly. Shit like that.
After 6 months of data stored, I received a notice saying I failed to get the discount. I called Progressive to find out why.
Progressive Insurance is founded by a hard left commie. So I made sure to watch my language, and not sound politically incorrect.
The bitch on the phone explained that the data showed that I didn’t drive safely. She told me how to display the results on their website.
Then she pointed out the dates where I braked hard, for example. I countered that most often, the speed indicated I was going only 10 MPH at the time!
None of my complaints mattered. She gave me enough details on the ways the computer assesses driving if I wanted to try it again.
So I obtained the device again, and this time, over the next 6 months, I tried my best to drive like a faggot. I really wanted that discount!
So much so, that my friend in the passenger seat at one point commented, “Shit Gary, why are you driving like a faggot?!”
By the end of the 6 months, exhausted in my effort, I applied for the discount. And again I was told that I failed the test!
After complaining to this second bitch, she concluded, “Look Mr. Krasner, there’s no way to fake it. You either drive like a faggot, or you don’t.” [click]
There’s no such thing as totally ‘straight’, new study on sexuality says
Rigid sexual orientations have defined the preference of men and women for decades; however, a new study is attempting to do away with strict definitions of sexuality.
The study, published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, argues that there?s no such thing as a ?straight? man or woman. Rather, people operate on a spectrum.
Researchers showed men and women different kinds of pornographic material.
Rather than relying on self-reporting, the study looked at physiological responses to the sexual material. Namely pupil dilation, which is a sign of sexual arousal.
The study found that women?s eyes dilated when they viewed a man and a woman being sexuality intimate, and when two women were sexually intimate.
Lesbian are more aroused to their preferred sex than the other sex, a pattern normally seen in men…. (Read More)