-By Warner Todd Huston
On the lighter side for a Sunday… How many times have you been in a store and been annoyed by a parent refusing to control their wild, screaming, out of control child? Well one man got even for us all at a Burger King recently and how he did it is pretty funny.
A man was waiting in a long line at Burger King to order his lunch. A woman with a brat of a child walks up behind him in line. The kid is screaming, running, cursing that “I want a fu**ing pie,” kicking people and other wise acting like a monster.
The man asks the woman to control her brat. She tells him to “f” off. She intends to get her brat a pie and that is that.
“All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don’t have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can’t get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.”
Now that is funny!