Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un May Have Executed Uncle With Starved Attack Dogs

-By Warner Todd Huston

NORK Dictator Kim Jung-Un and uncle Jang Song-Thaek in happier times.

Shocking new reports out of North Korean have it that the country’s psychotic little leader may have used a pack of starved attack dogs as a method of executing his own uncle.

NK Dictator Kim Jong-Un supposedly sent a pack of 120 starved dogs to rip to shreds and eat his uncle, Jang Song-Thaek, 67, who was sentenced to death for opposing the regime… or just because… or whatever fake reason the diminutive dictator decided to dream up.

Sources say that the pack of starved dogs took over an hour mangling the 67-year-old and his five top aides in an punishment called “quan jue,” or execution by dogs.

In a New Year’s address, the dictator mentioned the execution of his uncle and warned that those “scum” who oppose his regime will meet a similar end.

One of the last photos of Jang Song-Thaek.

“Our party’s timely, accurate decision to purge the anti-party, anti-revolutionary elements helped greatly cement solidarity within our party,” Kim said. He add that “factionalist filth” had been “eliminated.”

The 67-year-old Jang Song-Thaek was once one of the most powerful men in North Korea.

His purported crimes against the regime included having “improper relations with several women” and having “wined and dined at back parlors of deluxe restaurants”

The only thing about this story is that the initial reports came from Chinese sources and some wonder if China is trying to undermine North Korea’s leader with these crazy stories. But that it is all so easy to believe, that says quite a bit about this nutcase from the Gulag Kingdom.

What do you think? Do you think he probably did kill his uncle with a pack of starved dogs?

(This article previously posted at MrConservative.com)
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