-By Warner Todd Huston
The year 2016 is now in the rear view mirror and Baby New Year has waddled in, diaper and all. But baby, you are still young and naive and I hate to say it but you and the generation you are ushering in will have an awful time once you find out what liberals have in store for you.
First of all, you are lucky, Baby New Year, lucky that you even got a chance to see 2017 at al. Were it up to any common liberal you’d have been aborted back in 2016 when you were still gestating. Granted there’s a chance you’d have seen 2017 only to have your body diced up and sold for its lucrative parts. In any case, thank your lucky stars that you escaped the liberals’ beloved slice and dice.
But don’t think you are too lucky. After all, the bleak world that liberals have already set in motion for you is not one you’re likely to enjoy.
Because, dear Baby New Year, liberals have already set the rules for your world as you grow up and it ain’t gonna be pretty.
You may think that you are waddling into the United States, the land of freedom, liberty and self-determination. But the liberals have already killed that hoary old ideal. And don’t speak too loudly because liberals have taken away your free speech. Say the wrong thing and you’ll be thrown out of your school, you’ll lose you job, and you’ll become an outcast to society… such as it is.
But what of the U.S. Constitution, you ask? Well, you silly little toddler, thanks to Democrats that document is now null and void. It was, after all, written by rich old white men who led their lives enslaving people and ripping off the poor. Liberals have gotten rid of that nonsensical old piece of paper for you.
You can thank them later for that kindness.
So, what about the expectation that you, Baby New Year, will be financially better off than your father, or your grandpa? That, too, is an idea that liberals have put out to pasture. After all, why should you do so well when Muslims in Syria don’t have a home?
Besides, as liberals introduce their no-child policy, you won’t have any family to leave it too, anyway. On top of that, as a male child you’ll be called a rapist all your life, so it isn’t likely that all the girl Baby New Years out there will want to have your child, anyway. You see, THEY are being told they don’t need you, you brutish little Baby Boy.
And who needs family, anyway, Baby New Year. You’ll be a slave to the state and working to pay off the debts of liberals long dead. They don’t intend to leave you anything but debt and financial ruin. So, don’t go thinking you’ll be financially free, either. If you an find a job at all, your money, your property, your future belongs to them. And the s-called “education” they’ll give you will only be geared to keep churning out good little, ill-informed automatons so that their police state can continue unimpeded.
Speaking of those millions of Muslims, I hope, Baby New Year, you don’t expect to have a comfortable home of your own some day. Please do expect that we will all be living lesser lives as we turn the U.S. into a third world nation and turn it over to millions of Muslims who will bring their “standard” of life right along with them here to America.
Certainly, Baby New Year, in true American fashion, you can expect to have your choice of religions, though. You can either be an atheist or a Muslim. Of course, you will only be allowed to be an atheist as long as the Muslims allow it, but, heck, nothing lasts forever, right?
And don’t expect to be able to defend yourself if some of the liberals’ new Muslims friends come calling at your cramped apartment to cut off your head. The liberals will have long erased your rights to self-defense by the time you are old enough to hold a gun.
You’ll also be gratified to learn that the liberals have made sure that the U.S. is no longer the leading nation in the world, Baby New Year. Liberals have made sure that you’ll live in a world where Americans are no longer the safest, richest, most powerful people on the planet. I mean, it wasn’t fair to the rest of the world, and you’ll certainly be happy that the liberals took the U.S. down a few notches. It deserved it, don’t you know?
But there is a good thing. You’ll be slammed with the wonderful tales of the lives of vapid “celebrities” in “entertainment” made to keep you dumb and happy. So, you’ll have that going for you… which is nice.
Anyway, there is so much more that liberals have done to you before you took your first step. You won’t have a happy family life, you won’t be forced to accept the gender with which you were born, and you don’t have to care about the past at all. You’ve been freed of all those terrible burdens.
Finally, we have something special and peculiar to 2017. After the last nine years of liberals warning us that to discount the work to destroy America perpetrated by Barack Obama, the single most leftist, anti-American president in U.S. history, we are going to be treated to an entire year of spittle-specked hatred for our new President Donald J. Trump as he takes the reins from the mercifully out going Obama.
Even as only months ago they were saying that protest against a president is un-American, now they are working to destroy Trump before he even takes office and then, once he does despite their childish caterwauling, we will experience a cacophony of hate and ignorance cascading from liberal Washington and their loud-mouthed parrots in Hollywood the likes of which you’ve never seen.
Yes, we have that special thing going for us. Which is nice.
So, suck it up, Baby New Year. Thanks to liberals you are about to embark on a journey into a brave new world. Learn the Koran and don’t complain.
Happy New Year, 2017. You’d better fasten your seat belts. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
But with all that being said, Baby New Year, I’ll leave you on an upbeat note. YOU can change all this if you and all your fellows reject this liberal agenda. Throw it back in their faces. Learn about America and how great she is. Don’t let the liberals destroy it for you.
Sure the deed is nearly done, but you still have a small chance to pull America’s fat out of the liberal fire.
So, do it. Save this country for yourself and your children by rejecting modern liberalism. It certainly has rejected you.
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“The only end of writing is to enable the reader better to enjoy life, or better to endure it.”
–Samuel Johnson
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Warner Todd Huston is a Chicago based freelance writer. He has been writing news, opinion editorials and social criticism since early 2001 and before that wrote articles on U.S. history for several American history magazines. Huston is a featured writer for Andrew Breitbart’s Breitbart News, and he appears on such sites as Constitution.com, CanadaFreePress.com, BizPac Review, and many, many others. Huston has also appeared on Fox News, Fox Business Network, CNN, and many local TV shows as well as numerous talk radio shows throughout the country.
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